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Akhmad Bin BejaD  
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 More options Nov 4, 2:23 am
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indonesia, soc.culture.malaysia, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.filipino, soc.culture.australian
From: Akhmad Bin BejaD <is...@filthyreligion.com>
Date: Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:23:18 -0600
Local: Wed, Nov 4 2009 2:23 am
Subject: Miss Singapore

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has
always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary
level education or higher was because of the following incident which
occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss
Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss
Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with
"L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an
animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges
to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they
decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the
letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the
letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW !

Judge: ?????????!!!!


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AleXX  
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 More options Nov 4, 7:55 pm
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indonesia, soc.culture.malaysia, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.filipino, soc.culture.australian
From: "AleXX" <l...@nodealyetwithlotsofdeal.net>
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 19:55:00 +0800
Subject: Re: Miss Singapore
"Akhmad Bin BejaD" <is...@filthyreligion.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9CB9E1F78A2Poetoemayangcom@203.170.29.131...

Bwahaahahahahaha........!!!!!!!!!
Booooomzzzz...........!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Akhmad Bin BejaD  
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 More options Nov 4, 9:27 pm
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indonesia, soc.culture.malaysia, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.filipino, soc.culture.australian
From: Akhmad Bin BejaD <is...@filthyreligion.com>
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 2009 13:27:12 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Wed, Nov 4 2009 9:27 pm
Subject: Re: Miss Singapore
"AleXX" <l...@nodealyetwithlotsofdeal.net> wrote in
news:hcrq2p$gd9$1@registered.motzarella.org:

I guess this "LEWLIAN" fruit was meant to be DURIAN ?? no ?

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Donie  
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 More options Nov 7, 10:31 pm
Newsgroups: soc.culture.malaysia, soc.culture.singapore, soc.culture.filipino, soc.culture.australian
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From: Donie <donien...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:31:08 +0700
Local: Sat, Nov 7 2009 10:31 pm
Subject: Re: Miss Singapore

Lieli?

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