> 1. Bicycle riders.  I hate them.  They obviously have no job to go to on
> Saturday, so instead of sleeping in like normal people would on a day off,
> they decide to get together with other bicycle riders and go for a healthy
> little jaunt around the area, with their little water bottles, getting in my
> way on the road.  I hate these people.

> 2. Yard Sales!  I hate them.  What is with people?  It seems like some of
> these people must be professional yard salers.  They cannot possibly have
> that much junk that requires them to do this shit EVERY Saturday.  Signs on
> all the telephone poles.  Strangers driving slowly through the neighborhood,
> looking for yards to shop at.  Hey!  Why not take your extra crap to
> Goodwill or something?  I'm sick of seeing everyone with their damn yard
> sales.

> 3. That's all, I'll think of some more later.  I am so pissed right now
> because of all the bicycle riders and yard sales.  I wish I could just leave
> all of this madness and get a little cabin in Montana or something, just all
> by myself, no yard sales, and no bicycles.  And NO LEAF-BLOWERS!  None of
> those fucking leaf-blowers!  Gosh I hate people.  Have a nice day.

> -Paul Popinjay