<sweeping into room in the usual manner - silver Vivienne Westwood
catsuit, huge moviestar sunglasses, six inch platform shoes, towering
afro wig, cocktail in one hand, glamorous du Maurier wafting in the
other>

LCM: (patting wig) Hello darlings - I came as soon as I heard.
(glancing at Jflexer) Sweetie - a little bird told me you were
likening me to a demented drag queen who robbed old ladies and left
one of her tits behind as evidence.

<glaring, turning to assembled mob>

Well it's an absolute scandal, darlings - I waltz off for mere moments
and suddenly I'm an object of speculation.

<patting wig>

Or, as a less kind person than myself might hazard, GOSSIP.

<turning to Jflexer>

Take that!

<SPRAYING MACE>

BITCH!

<turning teary-eyed to Judith>

Oh darling - it's true - they've turned on me just like said. <sobs
quietly, dabs nose>

HONK!!!

<smiles bravely through tears>

So anyhoo, darlings, whilst Jflexer screams and such, who wants to buy
me a smart cocktail? Hmmm? I'm just about dust with the dehydrations,
so let's make it a pitcher - I'll be in my corner booth, sweeties -
hurry now, happy hours fly!

Waltzing To The Corner Booth, Looking Fabulous
LCM

PS: Darlings - can someone tell me again how I can get my Outlook to
get the newsgroups again? I did this through Google but it's
monstrous. You did help before, but that computer died and I looked
great at the funeral, so now I've got this newish one the World Famous
Pegs got me and it's just got nothing. Any help would be fabulous,
darlings - I'll check back later to see. Fabulous!